Ridiculous things my preschoolers say… and I say to them.
A: A lobster is a fish.
Me: Actually, a lobster is a crustacean.
A: No it isn’t.
Me: Yes, it actually is.
A: Nuh uh.
Me: I think I know. I went to college.
A: Well, you don’t know where my dad lives.
Me: Where do you think rainbows come from?
M: Rain and trees and mud and burritos.
K: My pony is having a baby! Actually, she’s having two babies!
Me: That’s called twins, just like Miss S just had!
K: I’m naming this baby Ashley. And the other baby… her name will be Ashley too.
Me: Just like me and the new Miss Ashley!
K: Yup. And the mommy pony is Ashley. And this pony is Ashley. And this one is Ashley. And this one is Ashley, too!
Me: It’s just like the 90s!