Stuff My Preschoolers Say

Ridiculous things my preschoolers say… and I say to them.

 

A: A lobster is a fish.

Me: Actually, a lobster is a crustacean.

A: No it isn’t.

Me: Yes, it actually is.

A: Nuh uh.

Me: I think I know. I went to college.

A: Well, you don’t know where my dad lives.

 

Me: Where do you think rainbows come from?

M: Rain and trees and mud and burritos.

K: My pony is having a baby! Actually, she’s having two babies!

Me: That’s called twins, just like Miss S just had!

K: I’m naming this baby Ashley. And the other baby… her name will be Ashley too.

Me: Just like me and the new Miss Ashley!

K: Yup. And the mommy pony is Ashley. And this pony is Ashley. And this one is Ashley. And this one is Ashley, too!

Me: It’s just like the 90s!

About Ashley

Ashley is the newest writer for One Little Mister. She is a 25 year old preschool teacher and first time mother to son Garrett. Her interests include breastfeeding, crafting, researching child growth and development topics until all hours of the night, drinking lots of coffee, and talking about cricket on twitter.

Comments

  1. It’s fun when they come up with their own logic. It becomes scary when they totally stump you with actual logic and prove you wrong. Especially if they’re 5. :)

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